Boyfriend Parody lyrics – Greatest Hits 2013

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Boyfriend Parody lyrics – Greatest Hits 2013

Boyfriend Parody lyrics

If I was a black man you would be my ho
Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo

Saying swag is cool
Now I’ll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2, DAMN!

I want to be everything I’m not
That’s why I say swag a lot

I wish I was a black man
So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck
I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so
But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
And it really blows

Yo, what’s going on guys, can I hang with you?
Being a minority that’s all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.

Why the f&ck your whispering
Get the hell out of her dude

Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!

What’s the deal doc, I was hangin’ with my new friends.

I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man.

But I’m with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?


That explains why I can’t find my c&ck!
It was just small I thought.

Turns out I’m your girlfriend.
Because I’m not a bro.
That’s why we never had sex.
I’ve got nothing below.
I’m actually a lesbian.
The doctor told me so.

So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
I’ll scissor you for sure.

Now that I know that I am really a girl, don’t wanna be a different race no more, just a lesbian.

[Mark Douglas:] Wait! I need to come clean. There’s something about me that you don’t know.

I am not a Lady, I didn’t wanna say.
They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly

[Bart Baker:]
If you’re actually a man, does that mean I’m straight?
This is so damn confusing.
I thought that I was gay.
Can we scissor any way?

[Mark Douglas:] Okay.


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