Hello Kitty Parody lyrics – Greatest Hits 2014

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Hello Kitty Parody lyrics – Greatest Hits 2014

Hello Kitty Parody lyrics

[Avril Lavigne:]
I’m a psycho pale germaphobe
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t touch me
The sun is burning me

I can’t stand sunlight
It’s been ten years since I’ve been outside
You can take a pic but don’t come near me (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh)

My skin is translucent
I look like a Skrillex mutant

[Woman:]
Get this vampire away from me

[Avril:]
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I don’t need your judgement
The guy from Nickelback is my husband
I get enough shit already

[Man #1:]
Your husband’s music sucks

[Avril:]
I used to be punk rock
But now I’m trying to act J-pop
My career’s dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey)

This video’s so bad
The lyrics are so sad
That Hello Kitty has banned me
I am so immature
Dressed up like I am four
Am I a rocker or anime?

I’m so c-c-confused

[Skrillex:]
You stole my haircut and skin tone
And my dubstep style you ho
This song is a horrible joke
These lyrics fit on a Post-It note

[Avril:]
This vid is so racist
Made my dancers look cloned and brainless
‘Cause they all look alike to me

[Japanese dancer #2:]
Is this bitch serious?

[Avril:]
Paid them tons of money
To stereotype their country

[All Japanese dancers:]
We bring dishonor to family

[Avril:]
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Man #2:]
Calm down, Mrs. Lavigne
I don’t carry disease
You look extremely sickly

[Avril:]
Someone kill this guy dead
He just touched my forehead
Get me disinfected right now please

I, I, I, I can’t breathe

[Chef:]
Why are you moving like a cartoon?

[Avril:]
Because that’s what Japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this

[Chef:]
Get out of here you damn racist

[Chad Kroeger:]
Avril, you must stop this
Everybody hates it
Even more than they despise Nickelback

[Avril:]
I think we were way off
Dubstep J-pop’s not hot
The way back to the top is rap

[Chad:]
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!


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